Henny's Favorite Kids' Jokes

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Q:   What do aliens say when they land at the North Pole?
 
A:    Take me to your heater.
 
Q:   What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
 
A:     Ice cream.
 
Q:  Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
 
A:   Because your teeth chatter.
 
Q:  Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
 
A:   Because it's too far to walk.
 
Q:   What bites, but has no teeth?
 
A:    Frost.
 
Snowman Graphic.jpgQ:   What do you get when you cross a Snowman and a Vampire?
 
A:    Frostbite.
 
Q:  What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
 
A:   A snowball.
 
Q:  Where does Frosty the snowman keep his money? 
 
A:   In a snowbank.
 
Q:  What does Frosty the Snowman take if he gets sick?
 
A:   A chill pill.
 
Q:   What do snowmen wear on their heads?
 
A:      Ice caps.
 
Q:     What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
 
A:     An Iceberger!
 
Santa Dog.gifQ:    Do you know what Santa calls his dog?
 
A:     Santa Paws.
 
Q:  Why did Santa get a ticket?
 
A:   He left his sleigh in a SNOW parking zone.
 
Q:  What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
 
A:  Christmas Crackers.