Q: What do aliens say when they land at the North Pole?
A: Take me to your heater.
Q: What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
A: Ice cream.
Q: Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
A: Because your teeth chatter.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
Q: What bites, but has no teeth?
Q: What do you get when you cross a Snowman and a Vampire?
Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball.
Q: Where does Frosty the snowman keep his money?
A: In a snowbank.
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman take if he gets sick?
A: A chill pill.
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.
Q: What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
A: An Iceberger!
Q: Do you know what Santa calls his dog?
A: Santa Paws.
Q: Why did Santa get a ticket?
A: He left his sleigh in a SNOW parking zone.
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
A: Christmas Crackers.